Nature-loving Sibling Mugs

'What did you do with the apple I gave you yesterday?'

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

Haute Suture

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Dog wearing a cone

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

Christmas Pets

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

Snooze buttons for cat owners

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

Chasebook

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

Separation

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

Cat king.

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"It's nice to be wanted."

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

The Taming of the Ewe

'Click it or ticket.'

'Who handles your media, Rex?'

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

"I'm beginning to worry she might work out who is really in charge."