Nature-loving Sibling Mugs

'What did you do with the apple I gave you yesterday?'

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Haute Suture

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

Christmas Pets

Dog wearing a cone

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

Snooze buttons for cat owners

Chasebook

Separation

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

Cat king.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

"It's nice to be wanted."

Meow Power Demolition team.

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

'Who handles your media, Rex?'

"I'm beginning to worry she might work out who is really in charge."

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"Congratulations. It's a litter."