Nature-loving Gadgeteers Mugs

"You're right, it�s a feral phone!"

Haircuts

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

Selfie Stick

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"Who can we call?"

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

Birds with Headphones

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"

"Hey, Doris. I'm learning some interesting things about animals from my trail camera! For instance, I never knew that bears were capable of making obscene paw gestures!"

Baby cries into a cellphone.

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

He'll be fine after you reboot him, I've replaced his memory stick.

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

'Why pay the airline $7.00 for a beer, when I can get a drone to deliver 6 for the same price?'

'Like it? It's my digital vest, it calculates calories, portions and price per pound!'

"After buying his 698th mobile device, his wife had him committed."

"Dad, I've geotagged the houses that have bird baths or bird feeders and made an app!"

'Cool hey? My metamorphosis is going to be broadcasted live on the internet...'

"How do you like our new smart water hose? It knows when you're dirty and hoses you off before you come into the house."

Drone Aerodrome

'I hear they're going to cable.'

"You tell me where you hid the remote and I'll tell you where I hid your phone."

Scan And Repair

'A rare glimpse of the African Antennalope.'

"Aw, his first mobile..."

"These new cars have so many sensors, they're ticklish."