Nature-loving Executive Pillows

"See? I told you it was possible to mix business with pleasure."

Caution - Men Working In Trees.

'Look, can't you play Badminton elsewhere? I'm trying to run a board meeting here.'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line."

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

Free Range Employees.

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

"Our founder was a real joker. That's the first silver dollar he ever glued to the floor."

'it's the field office.'

"What's our policy on pets?"

'So, she's decided to buy the helicopter.'

Man at important looking desk lined with quill pens gets ready to shoot one at a dartboard on his wall.

"Sorry, that was the three cups of coffee, four cans of red bull, and double dose of Paxil talking."

'May I play through please?'

'The Dow is going up, the Dow is going down, the Dow is...'

"I think it's important that we look at this holistically."

"We feel we've simply taken the classic 'open door' corporate culture model to its logical conclusion!"

"I've got a lot on my plate right now. For starters, I need to sharpen my pencil, refill my coffee and get a new comb."

Flowers' AGM.

"Can I offer you anything?"

"By the way, does either of you chaps happen to know anything abut Bonsai?"

'Actually, I just came up here to get away from leading economic indicators for a while.'

'What we need now is a weapon that takes out nuke facilities and weapons of mass destruction, but that doesn't pollute the environment.'

Machine Cog Flower

'I'd like to see that smart aleck second grade teacher ask me if I have enough for the whole class now.'

Summer in Europe

Capitalist tree hugger

"When the leaves fall, they land in the cans. It sure saves a lot of raking!"

Wealth Management: V.P. of Flaunting It and V.P. of Having It.