Nature Lovers Prints

'Dad, good luck fly fishing.'

"How were the first few sips?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"What's up with this whole herd mentality thing?" "I'd have to ask."

'I see a bright future, a transformation: Beauty, wings, elegance...'

'Mommy! Mommy! Look at me!'

Man watching a flower slowly wilt, and just as its about to die he waters it

Child takes pankakes straight to the Maple Tree.

The scenic spot you are now viewing is 100% natural.

"Is this one a flower or a weed? I'm not sure whether to admire it or not."

"Birds talk about birdwatchers."

Ornithological studies performed by Dr. Worthington proved definitively that 4 out of 5 birds prefer apples to windows.

Climbing with a mountain goat.

'He's adopted.'

A Stray Curmudgeon in a Field of Perennial Optimists.

Stormy weather

"That's the problem with the Land of Milk and Honey. Too many cows and bees

America Off-line.

The weekend getaway.

'YUCK!!' - Bear dislikes the taste of fish.

'Oh stop complaining, if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!'

I know the guide book said the site was a bit remote....

'What are you doing in the house?! It's a beautiful spring day, go outside!'

'Frogs only! Violators will be toad!'

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

Sawrd Fighting

'On a positive note, we're bottom feeders: We can't go lower than that...'

Duck painting picture of man painting picture of a duck.

For centuries we have stared down at them in awe, but with this new invention, we will finally be able to harness the awesome power of walking.

"Why don't you ever talk back to me?"

Notice - Beware of the Log.

"We found her wandering at the edge of the forest. She was raised by scientists."

'What do you mean no bees are allowed? That's species discrimination.'

"Just think of it, Charles – yesterday I was a caterpillar, and tomorrow I'll be dead."

Show and Tell: 'These came from our orgasmic garden.'