Nature Lover With A Tech Twist Gifts

Birds sitting on aerial, one says to the other; 'I hear they're going to cable.'

Crocodile offers free wi-fi

"Oh, great... they say they all have headaches."

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

The Grazer App

"If your backpack seems a little heavy, it's because I packed all our electronic devices. I feel more secure with them nearby."

"Looks like Bert's gone wireless!"

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Selfie Stick

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Psychobabbling brook.

Birds with Headphones

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

Roads with a view.

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

Pastrami in the wild

"Hey, Doris. I'm learning some interesting things about animals from my trail camera! For instance, I never knew that bears were capable of making obscene paw gestures!"

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

'I thought a camping trip would keep your mind off work. What I'd like to know is how you got your desk out here without me knowing.'

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

To begin, click on the bread crumb icon.

"Dad, I've geotagged the houses that have bird baths or bird feeders and made an app!"

'Cool hey? My metamorphosis is going to be broadcasted live on the internet...'

"You'll have to cut back that climber now that it's pulled down the TV aerial!"

Tourist looks at his laptop rather than the scenery.

'I hear they're going to cable.'

"You know that theory....that we're all part of a giant computer program?..."

'A rare glimpse of the African Antennalope.'

'It's great to get back to the simple life,'

"I've just realised I forgot to record Bake Off. I'm going to have to go back!"

The Vampire Tree is common in the neck of the woods.

"There's a nuclear waste dump with broken barrels under your garden but you won't get cancer. I'll eat you first!"

Roadie

"No, drones will never replace us because they lack our hunting instinct and majestic bearing."