Nature Lover With A Tech Twist Gifts

Birds sitting on aerial, one says to the other; 'I hear they're going to cable.'

Crocodile offers free wi-fi

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

The Grazer App

"If your backpack seems a little heavy, it's because I packed all our electronic devices. I feel more secure with them nearby."

"Looks like Bert's gone wireless!"

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Selfie Stick

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Psychobabbling brook.

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

Roads with a view.

Birds with Headphones

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

Pastrami in the wild

'I thought a camping trip would keep your mind off work. What I'd like to know is how you got your desk out here without me knowing.'

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

'Cool hey? My metamorphosis is going to be broadcasted live on the internet...'

"Dad, I've geotagged the houses that have bird baths or bird feeders and made an app!"

"You'll have to cut back that climber now that it's pulled down the TV aerial!"

Tourist looks at his laptop rather than the scenery.

'I hear they're going to cable.'

"You know that theory....that we're all part of a giant computer program?..."

Roadie

'It's great to get back to the simple life,'

"There's a nuclear waste dump with broken barrels under your garden but you won't get cancer. I'll eat you first!"

"No, drones will never replace us because they lack our hunting instinct and majestic bearing."

The Vampire Tree is common in the neck of the woods.

'A rare glimpse of the African Antennalope.'

"I hate having my calls monitored."

No Cow Tipping

Toilet Trees

"We'r going to hike to look for reception."