Nature Ironically Prints

"Look kids - the countryside."

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

'Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'

Tsunami Evac Route

"Frankenstein? Isn't the story of a being made from the parts of others a little far-fetched?" "I find it very believable."

Squirrel chopping wooden leg of lumberjack.

Glimpses One Dollar

How many trees were cut down to get the paper necessary to print your book?

'Oops, sorry!'

"It's a bird feeder to attract birds of prey."

"Hide? What do you mean hide? We are literally camouflage and they still eat us!"

I'm no longer allergic to flowers!

"You never see a fish down here. I wonder if they know something we don't know."

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

Kangaroo walking rabbit.

"Okay, but irony aside, what happens once we get into their den?"

A woman collecting mushrooms rests under a mushroom.

Emigrating birds wear face masks.

"Trust me, she's had work done."

scavenging snakes.

'Human beings get all the breaks -- just TRY to get Medicare to pay for a tree surgeon!'

Deer laughing at hunter caught in a snow drift.

Hey, I think I'm going to like global warming.

'You must admit that, ideologically, we are in opposite Poles.'

'I don't like roughing it...'

"Run for your lives! The sea level is rising at the rate of about 1 foot per century!"

"Damn straight, if the food chain ain't broke, don't fix it."

Mouse escaping a cat.

'A word of advice: Don't ever try to sting a pachyderm...'

Cheese Trap

Fake trophy moose photo.

"Why don't we call it a draw?"