Nature Explorer On The Course Pillows

A golfer walking through the rough sees a sign near the green that reads "Resume counting".

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Fly Football

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

"Look, a bug!"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

'Are we there yet?'

Koala

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

...the all-terrain skateboard.

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"They're so like us."

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'