Nature Explorer On The Course Pillows

A golfer walking through the rough sees a sign near the green that reads "Resume counting".

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Fly Football

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"Look, a bug!"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'Are we there yet?'

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

"They're so like us."

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Koala

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

...the all-terrain skateboard.

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.