Nature Couple Gifts

'Entymologists in love'

Bitchbark Canoe

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

The Busy Gardener

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Stephen and I are today's special."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'The circle is complete!'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."