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I brought food!

Bitchbark Canoe

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

The Busy Gardener

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

'The circle is complete!'

Humans...What is their purpose?

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

So Close..

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

Nature versus commerce.

"That's not how I sat on you."