Nature Book Reader Mugs

This nature book is fascinating

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

"What's that, girl? Melting ice are shifting water systems causing fish to change habitats, threatening coastal communities with rising sea levels, and causing permafrost in the Arctic to release more greenhouse gas?"

Mad Hatter's tea party.

'Researching the opossum article.'

Reading in a hammock.

Stories about crumbs

"Stanley, we're into the summer doldrums again, aren't we?"

It's so quiet. Listen to the sounds of nature! Pound pound thump. Pound thunk. Human nature.

"The butler did it!"

The Catkins Diet

Boss, I have a question to ask you, but I'm pretty sure I already know what your answer is going to be. Ask away, minion. Can I have a day off each week to catch up on all the "Star Wars" novels and comic books that tie into the upcoming movie? Of course, Rudy. Who am I to stand in the way of your education in the proper role of a boss and his employee? Wait ... Are you talking about the Emperor and Darth Vader? Excellent training manual, if you ignore the lame social justice warrior parts.

I just bought a new Kindle Voyage. It's much better than my Kindle Paperwhite. Blasphemy, little buddy. A real man lugs around a paperback that he's milled from a fallen Redwood that he lifted off of a baby deer, before reuniting the fawn with its mother. I bought if off of Amazon. I didn't even use "one-click." I used the shopping cart and chose all the options manually. Almost as impressive. I keep it old-school.

"Larry, did you water the plant?"

"What do you care what other people think? Just run zig-zaggy."

The 1 Minute Scape Goat.

Pregnancy.

Cellist site reading birds on telephone wires.

"Don't be so hard on yourself. Let me do it."

Small print in sex manual giving woman a headache

'I wish you didn't have to bring your work home with you.'

Reading over someone's shoulder.

'My name is Helda, and I have a tendency to fly off the handle.'

The Joy of Pecks

"Then all the king's horses and all the king's men went home and shared a really good omelet."

7 Dwarves of Shoes

'My name's Rufus, and I'm a boneaholic.'

The girl with the Edinburgh tattoo.

Who's reading?

ANTZ IN YOUR KRANTZ

"Down!"

How Polar Bears communicate.

Lady Reading a Book