Natural World Ponderers Prints

Entomology. Ant Colony. Ants must worry about their work-life balance.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"I'm learning to live with existence."

Ten Commandments

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

"Great, now we're lost."

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

"And, yet another plus, it will block out the sun's harmful ultraviolet rays from a considerable portion of the city."

'One day this will all be yours.'

Off to a bad start.

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

Formula.

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

Microbiology Lab. It's worse than we thought. That antibiotic resistant bacteria is reading Nietzsche!

"Well, son, in a way, I suppose Jesus was a trust-fund baby."

"The arc of the moral universe."

'Revolution? I thought you creatures said you wanted Evolution!'

"An equation for your thoughts?"

Quiz

"Nobody wants to hear our stories about death from natural causes."

'The rot set in when I started doing these things in my own image - my early stuff was better.'

'Have you ever thought that being damned for all eternity to a lake of eternal fire might mask a deeper problem?'

'You know what I really miss? -- living dangerously.'

Beaver looking at the Hoover dam thinking 'You've got to be kidding me.'

"I gave him a public education Artie ol' boy. . . you should know by now that government schools are one of my best minion corporations!"

'Well, so much for that round-earth theory of yours, smart guy.'

"Well...this constant badness is just sooo wearisome...."

"If a tree fell into the marsh and there was nobody around to hear it and it landed on a mute swan, would it make a sound?"

'Life is like a cheap steak...it's tough.'

'These are fine, but what's in it for me?'

'At least I'm not accused of being envious, lustful, greedy, prideful, gluttonous or wrathful.'