Natural Wonders Pillows

Sign on small geyser next to Old Faithful says 'Ye fountain of little faith'.

The Zoo.

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Rose Garden

'Echo Tourism'

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

Labor Day Flowers

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

'Yak, yak, yak.'

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Man watering his plants in the rain.

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

The Garden

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

Creativity

Roses

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"I don't know what went wrong."

Ecology.

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

Man transplants plant in his garden.

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

Weeds

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

Snail Pattern Balding.

'Quantum Mechanics is one of the three great pillars supporting our understanding of the natural world.