Natural Medicine Seeker Prints

"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

Cures for the void.

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

Three cases of therapy-resistant low self-esteem

"Okay, Jaxcsunn, stay still in the crystal circle while I douse you in essential oils."

'It's anxiety. Don't worry, vitamin B happy.'

'St John's wort ambulance' - hippy ambulance.

'Everything looks good, Now, we'll just bring in the company psychic to see if you have any pre-existing conditions from a previous life.'

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

'And also, no cigarettes, no cigars, no alcohol,no sweets,no dairy products, no bacon, no ham...'

"You're carrying a lot of tension in your neck."

"He went to an alternative therapy seminar to find ways of reducing his stress levels..."

Fakir Shrink.

'How is the detox going?'

"Yeah, Charlie wnet to one of those 'mindful outdoor experience' seminars. . ."

'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'

Natural Medicines

A man's health care options.

"It's just that you might find food a lot cheaper!"

"They say yoga is good for insomnia."

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

'How optimistic are you about the future?'

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'