Natural Medicine Seeker Prints

"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

Hot Pie Therapy

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

Three cases of therapy-resistant low self-esteem

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

Cures for the void.

"Okay, Jaxcsunn, stay still in the crystal circle while I douse you in essential oils."

'It's anxiety. Don't worry, vitamin B happy.'

'St John's wort ambulance' - hippy ambulance.

'Everything looks good, Now, we'll just bring in the company psychic to see if you have any pre-existing conditions from a previous life.'

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

'And also, no cigarettes, no cigars, no alcohol,no sweets,no dairy products, no bacon, no ham...'

"You're carrying a lot of tension in your neck."

'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'

'How is the detox going?'

Fakir Shrink.

"Yeah, Charlie wnet to one of those 'mindful outdoor experience' seminars. . ."

"He went to an alternative therapy seminar to find ways of reducing his stress levels..."

Natural Medicines

A man's health care options.

"It's just that you might find food a lot cheaper!"

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

"They say yoga is good for insomnia."

'How optimistic are you about the future?'