Natural Living Mugs

'Uh... did you say you are on a lead diet?' 'Dude... it's all natural!'

'My human puts two scoops of chaff, one scoop of nuts, 1/4 scoop of feed balancer, a scoop of garlic, herbs, salt, mood calmer, electrolytes and more into my feed every day. But you just can't beat this stuff!'

Glastonbury. After.

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

The Environmentalist

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Allotment

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Garden Goddess.

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

Eco Princess

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

Just Stop Boil

Queen of Upcycling!

At the market

"Steamed vegetables."

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."