Nativity Collector Prints

'Apparently the thieves were looking for the gold, frankincense and myrrh.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"I love these old decorations!"

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"Mother and baby are doing well...Both are in a stable condition."

'Oh, Christ.'

Quick, follow that star

"We bring him gifts of gold, frankincense and mercantile mutual hedge fund options."

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

Three Parent Baby

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

The Bible, signed copy.

Drones deliver gold, frankincense and myrrh to baby Jesus.

Wise man scaring baby Jesus.

'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

"Interestingly no - these are vastly enlarged images of my three favourite chromosomes."

Nativity Scene on the Underground

Antique shop owner looks at old chalice, saying: 'Well, it MIGHT be worth something if it had the original myrrh inside.'

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

Enter The Holy Land At Your Own Risk.

Shepherd points out the north star to 3 wisemen holding maps.

'The shepherds couldn't make it!'

'Don't tell me we've been following the wrong light!'

Three wise men of the east following the guiding star.

"Uh oh! I just remembered we were supposed to pick up the midwife."

"She's not a happy camper, he forgot to make the booking, someone's in for a silent night!"

The Three Wise Women

Let's stick to 'No room at the inn' and leave out 'Have you tried the internet?'

Cow eats the hay from the manger of baby Jesus.