National Team Supporter Mugs

'Delusions are a common symptom of World Cup fever.'

Gareth Southgate

'My feet are killing me.'

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

Raheem Sterling

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Mohamed Salah

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

'...I don't like your chances!'

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

World Cup Fever

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

100k Desert Crawl

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

Coach Prime Cleans House

Theater or football.

"It will be a short service. We’re getting married during half-time."

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

"He's in training for the World Cup."

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

"You say that I love the Liverpool football team more than I love you?...."

Referee cop.

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

'Oh come on, I'm sure she'll still be there after Match of the Day's finished...'

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

The game comes first...

"I take it your team lost again!"

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

Football fans in corona times