National Pride Champion Mugs

Denmark

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Bring flag factories back to America.

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

Irish Writers showing mastery over English

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

Welsh cheese

"Did you hear? Melinda Alvarez, the smartest girl in school, made an ice cream machine for her science project and then shared it with all her teachers! What did you make, Gracie?"

'Is it politically correct to be more or less ashamed than usual of being English today?'

Go Britain!

Canada, a country of peace and beaver tails. Happy Canada Day!

Greece

'Out batted, out bowled, out fielded!'

Thank your Lucky Stars

Independence Day.

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is serious. We have now fallen behind Japan in the manufacture of American flags."

English supporters - Sometimes, the Germans may misunderstand you!

Cat Medication

Canadian PM Jean Cretien

Gas: We proudly sell only American drilled petroleum products.

Gay Pride

'You may have my Double-Double when you can pry it from my cold, dead hand.'

'Oh, yes, he's patriotic alright - only uses the Red Lion, the White Hart and the Blue Boar!!'

The theraputic quality of the World Cup only comes to the fore with a good xenophobic thrashing of foreigners.

England Football Team HQ: Gone Out in Second Round

"Annual We-Love-Our-Homeland-But- We'd -Rather -Live -Here Parade.

Happy Birthday

Switzerland

'Annual we love our homeland but we'd rather live here parade'

My dad loves his lawn.