National Policy Mugs

'If they let the government take over health care, we really will have a health care crisis!'

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Good boy."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Pretty Flowers

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"Who's got the hammer?"

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

Trump leaving

Our Two Parties, Explained

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

Think Tank

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

Roe v. Wade

Economy

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

Tearing up the Iran Deal

Flu vaccine.

Budget

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

Sybil Obama

Pennies for People, Billions for War

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."