Celebrate National Junk Food Day by 'Going Large'.
National Junk Food Day T-Shirts
Show off your junk food passion with humorous t-shirts designed for snack lovers. Comfortable, witty, and perfect for celebrating National Junk Food Day in style and comfort.
"Good For You / Bad For You"
Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle
'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'
"We won!"
'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'
'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'
Homo Gamus
Menu Dating
A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop
"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"
"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"
"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."
Doctor to man with 'Push' door on mouth: 'It looks as though you've been eating a lot of junk food lately.'
Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!
The Official Covid-19 Diet
Fast Food Menu Selections
'Forget worms. Think fast food.'
'How can he be depressed when all he eats are Happy Meals?'
'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'
"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."
"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."
"Mom lets me eat my fill of junk food as long as I can pronounce all the chemical ingredients."
Sweet surprise.
Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'
Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon
Nutrition-Free Diet
'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'
'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'
The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!
Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.
"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"
'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'
"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."
"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."
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National Junk Food Day Mugs
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National Junk Food Day Pillows
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National Junk Food Day Prints
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