National Costume Aficionado T-Shirts

Notice. I no longer respond to an questions regarding kilts! Thank you.

"Just be yourself."

Mardi Gras

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

Champagne

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Cut!

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Advocado

A man washing a mascot costume

A little bird told me...

Falstaff

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

'I think he's lonely.'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

Ladies by the seaside

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

Masquerade

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

Tiger Costume

Un ballo in maschera