National Cello Day Gifts

Team Cello

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Nature versus commerce.

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Polluted geese

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

"I love you too, big guy."

The interested bystanders.

Orchestra.

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"We'll always have Paris..."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Mind-Fullness

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

100% carbon neutral