Nasdaq Navigator Pillows

"Polly wants a NASDAQER..."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

The Life of Pi

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

Computer Expert

"You've got computer-breath."

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

Network Extending from Buttonhole

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"It's not who you know, it's how you use them."

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

"I'm Bobby. If you like the lemonade, perhaps you'd like to invest in the 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchise, listed in NASDAQ..."

Man sitting at computer. Home sweet homepage framed on wall.'

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

Made in China.

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

"Hold all calls, I'm taking a bath."

R. J. Willoby - Old Money, Old Technology, Member 'Good Old Boys Network'.

Trillion dollar Dream Merchants - on a screen near you.

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

'You have a friend request.'

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

Number Phobia.

"I'm taking a year out to travel round the internet."

Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.