Nasdaq Navigator Pillows

"Polly wants a NASDAQER..."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

Computer Expert

"You've got computer-breath."

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

Network Extending from Buttonhole

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"It's not who you know, it's how you use them."

'Do you have 4G up here?'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

Man sitting at computer. Home sweet homepage framed on wall.'

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

"I'm Bobby. If you like the lemonade, perhaps you'd like to invest in the 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchise, listed in NASDAQ..."

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

Made in China.

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

"Hold all calls, I'm taking a bath."

R. J. Willoby - Old Money, Old Technology, Member 'Good Old Boys Network'.

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

Trillion dollar Dream Merchants - on a screen near you.

'You have a friend request.'

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

Number Phobia.

"I'm taking a year out to travel round the internet."

Social Media Elevator

Elevator buttons read: Way Up/up/Down/Way Down.