Nascar Nut Prints

'My video screen just changed to the Daytona 500.'

"You do realize that this entire side of the galaxy is laughing at you and your NASCAR fixation don't you?"

"Google car."

"I need to tinkle."

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Bob's Driving School.

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

'God's speed.'

Roads with a view.

Cheesie Rider

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Torque.'

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

Dave's diaper-changing incentive chart.

Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

'I guess you're not from around here. In this region of the country football is in the religion section.'

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

The Horse Races

We're barely gonna make it!

Cars at the drive in.

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

'Think Basics.'

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

A dog drives a car while a man has two broken arms.

'Oh, I'm very fast, but my dad's problem is that I'm not competitive at all...'

'Apparently she looks stunning naked'

'It's time for us to end this drought! You wash the cars and I'll go to the hairdresser.'

'And that's not all, everyone in the audience today is going home with a brand new Buick!!! Oh wait...That's next Tuesday.'

'Yes, there has been a merger... but not the one I'd hoped for.'

Doorway for Hats at Ascot