Nasa Prints

Space shuttle Mission Accomplished

'Houston, we have a problem.'

'To be honest Mary, after 40 years with N.A.S.A., Bernard's finding it difficult to adapt to retirement!'

Astronaut with a fish bowl for a helmet.

Astronauts - Shorty

First Contact

NASA's budget cuts badly affected future space missions...

Funky Facts: Space.

For years the government has hidden the existence of Apollo 10 1/2...The embarrassing mission that got almost all the way to the moon before they realized they had forgotten the flag.

'We didn't know we needed a park sticker!'

Asteroid Bennu

'Big Deal! In a 100 years, everyone could be an astronaut.'

NASA, 'I thought YOU were bringing a can opener!'

NASA, 'All the tests check out -- we're on a huge pinata!'

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

We never went to the moon. The Youtube evidence is conclusive. Not the Van Allen thing again." "Van Allen." It is absolutely impossible for human beings to traverse the Van Allen radiation belt. Explain how the Apollo astronauts passed through that radiation belt without either dying or hulking out. They were exposed to a cat-scan's worth of radiation. It was supposed to be a rhetorical question.

"Houston, we have a problem."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

'Teenagers!'

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

Alien David statue

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."