Narrative Dreamer Prints

"Now what?"

"What do you mean, you don't like it. It's the story of mankind."

Romance Writer

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Bookworm Sleepover

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

ET Mishap

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Novel

"Mr. Right!"

The Demise of Tinkerbell

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train