Narrative Architect Prints

Book publisher telling author about some changes needed.

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

"With a narrative this good we'll never have to be right again."

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

"You have written more than a book, Ms. McBean- you have written a franchise."

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

'The writer'

Meet the author who hastily quit his day job.

"He was okay with the spell check but he gets mad when it starts to correct the arc of his narrative development!"

"Well, try writing about the damned blinking cursor, then."

Spin Doctors INC

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

Tim Burton

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

Brainstorm in progress.

Books Providing Bright Idea

House of books.

"Writer's block?"

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

Witch Hardware

"Now all we need is a good script."

"I'm getting it registered as an historical landmark."

"Let's fund a world to travel to. With our imagination there's nothing we can't do!"

Writer's Block Party

Thinking outside the box.

"The first three chapters read like they were written by some guy on a couch."

"My next book? It will probably be about rising up and crushing humanity."

Egyptology Books form Pyramid

'I figured if you liked the first paragraph I'd go ahead and finish the book.'

Playboy has rigged his car with a loveseat