Nanny Taskmaster Pillows

David Cameron Parenting Classes: 'After registering them for Eton the next most important thing is selecting the right nanny!'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Madonna of the Pukes.

Cry babies.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

The Baby Walker

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

'The child is very illogical'

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

Organization is not rocket science!

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

"I'm bored."

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"Darling... I think the Baby's been eating the fridge magnets again."

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

'I'm on my way!'

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'