Nanny Navigator Mugs

Parent problems..

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Madonna of the Pukes.

Cry babies.

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

The Baby Walker

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

'The child is very illogical'

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

"I'm bored."

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

'I'm on my way!'

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

A Preschool of Fish

"I had to skip my workout."