Name Tag Enthusiast Mugs

All day I design high tech communication devices...yet at a party I'm lost without name tags.

"Since Jesus keeps changing our names, I thought name tags would be nice."

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

Baptism Then and Now

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

Tom Cruise

Naming that Impala

What really became of the boy named Sue.

'Then again, who says we can't call it a mangelwurzel?'

"Really? 'Yeller'? That's what you want to name him?"

Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.

Books: Names That Will Make Your Child Hate You!

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

1,001 names to Embarrass Your Child for Life.

Mr Long and Miss Short.

'This convention lacks just one thing...name tags.'

Changing house name.

'Name tag's up here, Ma'am - I'm from the Cattlemen's Delegation.

"I'll tell you my gender if you tell me yours."

"These are my sons, Brayden, Caden, Aiden, and Maiden."

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

"The floor is now open for discussion of what to name ou generation."

'Aren't they wonderful? And your wife's already named them John and Edward.'

The Beckham's son's name is Spanish for cross. I'd be cross if someone called me that.

Graffiti like

"Yes! I'm THE Britney Spears... I was named 'Britney Spears' first so that makes me THE the."

'Therefore I do christen this child 'Isyouis Oris You Ain't.''