Name Tag Enthusiast Mugs

All day I design high tech communication devices...yet at a party I'm lost without name tags.

"Since Jesus keeps changing our names, I thought name tags would be nice."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

Baptism Then and Now

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

Tom Cruise

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

Naming that Impala

'Then again, who says we can't call it a mangelwurzel?'

Books: Names That Will Make Your Child Hate You!

"Really? 'Yeller'? That's what you want to name him?"

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

1,001 names to Embarrass Your Child for Life.

Mr Long and Miss Short.

'This convention lacks just one thing...name tags.'

Changing house name.

'Name tag's up here, Ma'am - I'm from the Cattlemen's Delegation.

'Aren't they wonderful? And your wife's already named them John and Edward.'

Graffiti like

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

"These are my sons, Brayden, Caden, Aiden, and Maiden."

'Therefore I do christen this child 'Isyouis Oris You Ain't.''

When More Government Is A Good Thing

Luna - short for Lunatic.