Name-replacement-navigator Mugs

Synthesized Meat - Formerly: Butcher Shop

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest."

"We need a best practice swim lane to leverage our core competency, move the needle outside the box, and open the kimono while keeping our ducks in a row. Can anyone give me a sustainable solution to more vertical effectiveness without getting too granula

'Are we there yet?'

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

"I am not asking for directions."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Titanic: How's my steering.

Battery Lighthouse

'I didn't write the book report. I downloaded and printed it directly from the Internet, but I did collate and staple it myself.'

'I think I found the bottleneck, Boss.'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

New Memer/Incumbent

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"I'm a bit concerned the staff don't respect me, they've given me a nickname."

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"We want to include you in this decision without letting you affect it."

"Come to my office. I need to cascade with you offline."

Set sail

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"You are here"

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"