Name Philosophy Thinker Mugs

Flopsy wakes up one day and suddenly realizes why she never succeeded at anything.

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

In/Out/These Things Happen.

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Thinking Gears

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

Humans...What is their purpose?

Thomas Mann.

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Ban on Free Speech

Historical memory is on life support.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Jean-Paul Sartre

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

Voltaire

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

What's normal?

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.