Name Double T-Shirts

'I'm Anna Nicole Smith - but not THE Anna Nicole Smith!'

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Carbon Dating.

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

'He has his pet and I have mine.'

Steve found himself on his travels.

"Hey! These are still good!!"

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."

Backdoor

Twin brothers playing Monopoly, one is winning, one losing

That's Roderick Sloan, the Alvin Meriwether professor of business administration, and with him is Alvin Meriwether, the Roderick Sloan professor of economics.

'Sure, it's a lot of work being a double agent, but you get TWO retirement plans!'

'Mike, all I'm saying is, 'Fred' is fine, but 'David' has a nicer ring to it!'

'I don't like the look of yours...'

"Am I seeing double? You and your twin are the experts, why don't you two tell me!"

'I'd like to have my name legally changed to 'Dot Com.''

"'Dear Mrs. Zeus?!' The name's Hera!"

Hook couldn't believe he hadn't thought of inviting his brother, Captain Flyswat, before.

"My parents named me Bill because I was past due when I was born."

'I'm not Sandy. I thought you were Sandy.'

"Actually, the first name was easy. It's her last name we're battling about."

'Come on, I've been waiting twenty minutes.' - 'Shut up. I'm choosing a name for my baby.'

'He wasn't too keen on you returning his serves.'

Onandonodon

"Evelyn, Leslie, Marion, Tracy, and I, Carroll, want to know why our baby brother will get to be named Jeff."

'Sure, it's a lot of work being a double agent, but you get TWO retirement plans!'

'You've 'lost your brother' you say,... what does he look like?'