Name Aesthetics Admirer Mugs

"Yes, I'm sure it looked cute and clean, but I would sooner starve to death than eat lunch in a place called Jennifer's Biscuit."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

Mr Metrosexual.

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Why,yes -I like those long stems!'

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

Cover Design for Cambridge ABC (Student Magazine)

Analysis of Beauty - Plate II.

Frontispiece and Titlepage for Beardsley's Erotic Novel 'Venus and Tannhauser'- Not Used in this Form

'I know we're all terrified of malpractice suits, Bob, but as plastic surgeons, I think we can do a little more than just 'style his hair and call it a day.''hair

La Dame aux Camelias

"Why are these things always such pathetic kitsch?"

'What you have to understand, Ms. Titmus, is your glass ceiling is my glass floor.'

The Return of Tannhauser to Venusberg

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 5)

Flower tribute

The Toilet of Helen - For Beardsley's Story 'Under the Hill'

A visit to a Victorian Painter.

"Do you have something cheap but with a really expensive label?"

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1

Mid century modern. Midwest boring

Cover Design for Beardsley's 'Book of Fifty Drawings'

"Who's idea was it to serve dressed-mutton?"

Modern Furniture/Sculptures Object to Old Fashioned Chair.

The Abbe- For Beardsley's Story 'Under the Hill'