Nail Gunner Mugs

Dave had yet to master his new nail machine gun.

Self help acupuncture

The adoration of the gels.

Tool Box

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

A Manicure

Coronavirus world

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

Knitted Kitty.

'If you don't stop biting your nails, you're going to ruin your teeth.'

Level up your game with a MANicure.

The Manicure.

Our manicure special today is 'Text Message Tips.' I contour your nails so you can hit all those tiny little keys!

Red in tooth and claw.

Veni, Vidi, Vici, Mani, Pedi.

'You don't have to worry about me, I just want to know who does your nails.'

'What do you think? Edible nail polish.'

"This is just the kind of thing healthcare reform should be trying to stop."

The Sports Fanatic

"I said I wanted to go to Stacey's Nail Bar."

'You don't know how lucky you are having tentacles instead of arms. I spend a fortune in manicure.'

God's Manicure.

'Stop biting your nails son and get to sleep!'

'So what are you doing tonight, babe?'

"Pedicure is booming, but manicure is dead."

"You have a long life line... and where DO you get your nails done?"

"Come on! It's the final lap!"

'I think your 10 o' clock appointment's arrived.'

'If the lion doesn't eat him, we'll eat him.'

'Go ahead. I just love to have my nails cut.'