Nail Gunner Mugs

Dave had yet to master his new nail machine gun.

Self help acupuncture

The adoration of the gels.

Tool Box

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

A Manicure

Coronavirus world

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

Knitted Kitty.

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

'If you don't stop biting your nails, you're going to ruin your teeth.'

Level up your game with a MANicure.

The Manicure.

My New Year's resolution is to be a better person. Very noble. I want to work harder to improve the planet. What's your resolution, mom? Pretty much the same. To be a better-looking person? Hey! It's planetary cleanup. Nan's Hair and Nails.

Our manicure special today is 'Text Message Tips.' I contour your nails so you can hit all those tiny little keys!

Veni, Vidi, Vici, Mani, Pedi.

Red in tooth and claw.

'You don't have to worry about me, I just want to know who does your nails.'

'What do you think? Edible nail polish.'

'You don't know how lucky you are having tentacles instead of arms. I spend a fortune in manicure.'

The Sports Fanatic

"This is just the kind of thing healthcare reform should be trying to stop."

God's Manicure.

"I said I wanted to go to Stacey's Nail Bar."

'Stop biting your nails son and get to sleep!'

"Numb yet?"

Nail Gun Manicure

'If the lion doesn't eat him, we'll eat him.'

"You have a long life line... and where DO you get your nails done?"

'So what are you doing tonight, babe?'

'I think your 10 o' clock appointment's arrived.'

'Go ahead. I just love to have my nails cut.'

"I've asked you repeatedly not to startle me when I'm working!"

Manicures. New style. It looks like they're creating something hazardous there. It's not nice pointing fingers.