Mythology Scholar Prints

"Look, we're three thousand years old. No one's going to hire us."

"When you have a moment would you mind browning the meringue?"

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

Orpheus and Eurydice

Shepherd and eurydice

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Easter Island legs

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Tut and Carmen.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Venus

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Vlad the Impala

Here be dragons.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

Lesser known greek gods,

Lady of the bath...

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Well, we needed the rain."

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

Neptune

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."