Mythical Travelers Mugs

'We've got full-scale flying carpets, hovering area rugs, or in your price range, a single-owner leg-powered bath mat.'

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

Sleeping Beauty

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

Off Off Off Off Broadway

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

Freia and her golden apples

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'

'I still love you, but I think I should see other dragons.'

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

'Uh, are you sure you can handle enlightenment?'

Business witch

"I was NOT huffing and puffing - it's just allergies."

"... And I think you should apologise to that palm reader for scoffing at her predictions."

"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."

Hermes

Heavenly Ships

"I now offer DVR service for clients for want to see their future later."

"The road head is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."

Newly married couple on a magic carpet.

'Yeah, I tried 'Open Sesame' ... then I just went at it with a backhoe.'

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

'I see lot's of water...'

In later years, St. George wondered if it was the real dragon he had slayed

Dragon Flight

"Are we there, Yeti?"

Sea Angel

The Ekert Saga: 'Excuse me, Sir...I've been doing some research on the anti-Ekert, and we need to be very careful once we find him...if they make physical contact, the universe would implode.'