Mythical Tradition Enthusiast Mugs

"Really? Why would a rabbit deliver chocolate eggs at Easter? Eggs! Sorry, but it does not make any sense!"

Shepherd and eurydice

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Tut and Carmen.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Venus

Vlad the Impala

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Lesser known greek gods,

Lady of the bath...

Here be dragons.

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

Wotan with eye patch

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Neptune

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Warrior Woman

A surprise in heaven