Mythical Sea Stories Enthusiast Prints

'Nobody knows what happened to her but I've heard it was a complicated birth.'

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

'That was fun!'

"Ohhh! Now I get it!"

"Al, are you certain that this guy has the authority to marry us?"

Waiting for the fleet to come in.

Mermen

"Will thou not sayest 'Uncle'?"

Pirate King!

20,000 Leagues under the sea.

Another Disappointment for Captain Ahab

'He's the ship's plumber, Captain.'

'Half mushroom and half plankton!'

Sea Angel

Nelson had no real sense of direction.

'I'm still a bit hungry: I don't think I've had more than four tons of krill this morning...'

"Do you mind?!"

Newly amputated arm points to captain Hooks' cabin.

"What do you like most about being a whale?"

'I'll just go and stick this above the surface - it'll clear the place in no time!' (Neptune with shark fin on end of trident)

Mermaid Yoga

Submarine and Mermaid

Sea Adventure Book

"Well sure, it would be awesome if she asked me to spend the night with her, - but I'm not holding my breath."

'Dear Santa, when I asked for a ship, what I meant was...'

"I don't half fancy you. . .!"

"It's really the black whale I hate, but I didn't want to appear racist."

'What do you make of the new squirt?'