Mythical Musings Enthusiast Mugs

"Gosh is it Wimbledon fortnight already?"

Shepherd and eurydice

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Tut and Carmen.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Vlad the Impala

Venus

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Here be dragons.

Lady of the bath...

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

Wotan with eye patch

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Neptune

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Warrior Woman

A surprise in heaven

Trojan Hurdler.