Mythical Illustrator Prints

Romulus and Remus

"We only got six days of funding."

"Eat my dust!"

Bubble gum leaves

Phoenix

New York Netherworld

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

Santa CGI Effect

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"This swamp is much too beautiful to drain.".

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

"We bring him gifts of gold, frankincense and mercantile mutual hedge fund options."

Atlas carrying Earth about to slip on banana peel.

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

'Since you're a teacher, we picked this one from the Tree of Knowledge.'

What happens on Noah's Ark stays on Noah's Ark.

Arresting Adam and Eve

Self Portrait.

Artist, painting graphs.

Shakespearean Actor

'He was brought by the stork.'

"And now for the 'piece de resistance!'"

Dinosaur Pet Stores

Alternative Big Bang Theory.

'It's a special delivery from 'Troys are us'.'

God working clay on a potters wheel creating a vase with a person's arms and legs sticking out.

'...Noah really knows how to build an Ark.'

Janus.

'Take no notice, he was raided by wolves.'

Atlas juggling with the moon.

"In my first creation I made man introspective, peaceful and considerate. It was sooo boring."

"This should be interesting...."

Beer street and Gin lane - Gin lane.