Mythical Alley Cat Mugs

Bowl-A-Rama

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

The Elliot Ness monster.

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Warrior Woman

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

Viking Loch Ness

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"How many times have I told you kids to hang your coats in the closet?"

"I always knew you'd come back."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Loch Ness Beer Monster

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Bigfoot and his wife...Bignose.