Myth Enthusiast Mugs

If you want full cover for your cat I suggest you take out the nine lives policy.

'Does the Tooth Fairy RECYCLE the teeth?'

'It's King Midas... Quick, take the signs down!'

'His speech was pre-empted by a Lady Godiva special.'

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

"How does the stork figure into this?"

The tooth dump reaches maximum capacity.

"Oh no, I'm not the Lady of Shalott, I'm just the Lady of Plain Old Onions."

'Then I dropped down onto the Appian Way.. turned left.. no, I tell a lie...'

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Man arm wrestles with a genie.

'Grandpa, tell us again about you and Great-Grandpa William.'

'I won! I won!'

"Golf Myth #203 - The Ball Fairy."

"Has anybody turned in civilization by the name of 'Atlantis'?"

"It appears to be a heroic hunting epic followed by a retraction."

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

Shepherd and eurydice

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Tut and Carmen.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Vlad the Impala

Venus

Lesser known greek gods,

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Lady of the bath...

Here be dragons.

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."