Myth Appreciators Pillows

Shepherd and eurydice

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Toadstools

Venus

Vlad the Impala

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Here be dragons.

Lady of the bath...

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Lesser known greek gods,

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

Warrior Woman

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

Neptune

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"Recalculating route..."