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"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

Pampered and poodled.

Pharaoh Cocoon

Caterpillar Portrait

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

"Do you want to save changes?"

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

Joseph and his coat

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

'Welcome to Reputation Makeover! Tonight, my team and I will try to repair the tattered reputations of those appearing on other reality shows!'

"I don't believe it. That's my ex-wife."

'I had a little cosmetic surgery done this week.'

'I'm going to soak for three days, then Andre here is going to sculpt me into an entirely new body shape with the pumice stone.'

'For a present I gave my wife £10000 for plastic surgery. Now I can't find her!'

'I thought that we would grow old gracefully together, but Bruce has to get 'pumping iron' out of his system first.'

'It's more like a very good used you.'

"I'm open to new things."

'Take ten years off the top.'

'Have you considered reinventing yourself?'

Jesus As A Teenager Clears The Temple. . .

"Don't forget, on the stroke of midnight your clothes will lose their designer labels."

Basic Witch: Self-Care Guide For Fall

"Do me a favor. . . stick to changing the wallpaper that's on your computer."

'I'd like to redecorate the livingroom, but for now it's Henry's high jump practice area.'

Pupa: 'DARN It!!'

'We still like you and all, but ever since you came out of that cocoon. . . I don't know, man. You've changed. . . You've changed.'

Franz Kafka

'Ms Green is no longer with us...she turned into a butterfly.'

This New Year, Emmet Lunday resolves to really change."

Goodbye, "crawl" world!

Medical Silicon Paste.

"Firstly, you've got to want to change. . ."

"Notice anything different about me?"

'Hey, everybody. Dr. Jekyll here has concocted a new mix for us.'