Mystical Humorists Mugs

"The best spell is sneezing."

"Here we are."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Game time.

"We bring him gifts of gold, frankincense and mercantile mutual hedge fund options."

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

Arresting Adam and Eve

'Sometimes I scare myself when I realize that I always was and always will be.'

'..and one for the pot.'

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

"And now for the 'piece de resistance!'"

'You will go 3 for 5 tomorrow.'

"All I'm saying is, why do we always have to sit on just one side of the table, all bunched up?"

I thought we agreed, this birdbath was our little secret!

"Vous voyez quoi pour l'avenir de l'humanité?"

Man asking lady if she cares for him

The Birth of the Easter Bunny.

"Snake eyes again!"

'According to your love line, I should be calling a cop right now!'

"It's Him. he wants us to lay off until the Fruit Board has published this year's crop results."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Excalibur.

'Don't be daft,woman-of course I'm not gonna FRY her!'

'Madam Zelda sees all'

Medusa turning everyone in the 'Hard Rock caf�' into rock

Madam Mae: Fortune teller - Fortune 500.

Wrong Address

'Why don't we wear business suits and call ourselves marketing executives? We could make a lot more money.'

"Don't be so chintzy with the life line!"

Doctor using a crystal ball to diagnose patient,

"You're going on a very short journey."

"No Officer, but they will all make lovely trouser belts, shoes, or handbags."

Nobody was really sure why the deceased spirit kept spelling out the word 'soapdish'.