Mystic Potion Master Prints

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

'Needs salt!'

Newt sale

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

Apothecary. Tell us what ails you. We'll concoct a chemical mix to dissolve in water which will fix you. Every problem has solution!

Witch's Brew.

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

"The antidote is $150."

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

Where did you learn alchemy? Elementary school.

"I trust him - he has a science background."

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

Witch reading book titled 'How to turn someone into a voter."

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

"You know, the yoozh. A little toil, a little trouble."

Love Potion

'..and one for the pot.'

'There are no search results for Pomeranian on the Foodnetwork.'

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

'...tail of cat..tongue of toad and a good pinch of monosodium glutamate...'

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

"Your're mum's well wicked."

My Cauldron Rules

"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You OK in there?" "I think I'm dying here." "What? D'you need me to call 911?" "I don't think that'll help." "I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city." "Get off your phone!!!" "I'm saving a kingdom here! It's important!"

'We really need to upgrade our Pharmacy!'

'Hmm, wrong bottle. I guess THIS one must've been the Elixir of Death...'

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

The experiment went wrong...

"The usual, please."

Spooky Chemistry.