Mystery Prints

"In closing, I would like to remind the jury that he says he didn't do it."

"He's a working dog, but I don't know what he does."

"Was the coroner able to establish the cause of death constable?"

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Lady Fowler, how long has your husband been missing?"

"I take it this is your first day as a scene of crimes officer?"

"My first impression is that the victim was probably a lousy referee."

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown

"Sorry Ma'am, but forensics seem to indicate your husband has 'Gone Fishing'..."

Rocky Road, Private Eye

"Time after time it's the same thing: you hear a knock—you open the door—and nobody's there!"

"You will make the same foolish mistakes you have made before, not only once but many, many times again."

Madame Borigard: Reader of the Occult - Derivatives & Credit Default Swaps Explained

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

"OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!"

'...Just goes to show you, you can't trust anyone.'

"Anything you say can be used in a very exciting new true-crime podcast we're working on."

"You're a good listener."

It was a tough case. Plenty of witnesses, but no one was talking.

Police Dog Training - "Try as he might, Rex could not master the freemason handshake"

'Personally, I think a question like that says a lot more about YOU than it does about me.'

'I had a pizza with extra sauce in the break room, but someone ate it. We're not leaving this room until I find out who it was.'

'This is a textbook case of homicide.'

Detective with a magnifying glass.

'Nice try buddy, but we know the score. You were involved, but you only played a small part. What we want to know is who orchestrated this thing.'

Sherlock Holmes and the case of the tea.

'Well, keep searching lads, they must've left some sort of clues.'

Conspiracy Theories $10

Finally, Dr. Death cracked and agreed to write out a full confession. Unfortunately, no one could read his writing, so they had to let him go.

'I see a beautiful young woman. You're naked, she's leaning over you. Oh, wait. She's performing your autopsy! '

"Nope. Looks to me like a clear-cut case of suicide by somehow reaching around behind the back and sticking a knife in backward. Let's get a drink."

'Incredible deductions, Mr. Holmes.'

'After solving the towns equation, the stranger rode off into the setting sun'

'Sir, the stupidity of your actions was directly proportional to the number of surveillance cameras watching you.'

'In another universe parallel to our own.'