Mystery Writers Pillows

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

Edgar Allen Poe

The Dorrie Decimal System

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Murder in Apartment 6-K

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

"We need rain."

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

'Believe me, you don't want to know what's in it.'

"I know. But I think I can change him."

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

Mystery of the Poets

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

"I can't be sure...I only got a quick look."

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

"It's a 12 inch chess board - the game's a foot."

"I called for you creative people because I feel it's time to begin my autobiography."

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

"My creative writing professor suggested that I write about what I know...from my own experience!"

Subway Thrillers

Mysteries.