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-'God that looks disgusting.' -'You're telling me.'

"I'm bored."

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

Essex computer.

Witch dice.

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

Beware of stimulus plans.

"Sometimes we all feel like we've been tossed. You just have to roll with it."

Vicar's driving lesson "Here endeth the first lesson!"

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

'You're not interrupting anything...the four of us are just sitting around before dinner...Barbara, me and our two phones.'

'The internet has made me a more critical thinker. I'm critical of everything I see on it.'

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

Monolithopoly.

"I have to get this project finished."

"If I admit I'm bored with looking at my phone every minute of the day, will I be considered a traitor by my generation?"

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."

Welcome to Las Vegas - Forefront of the great American luck ethic.

"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"

'Watch the news with the sound turned off. You're suffering from information overload.'

'I occasionally need to read my tweets to remember what I was doing.'

"You realise that the job involves Sunday work?"

"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"

'Mother knows best, Dear, so stop rolling your eyes.'

No, I'm not a gambler at all. I just blow on these and they keep serving me drinks.

"It’s great to be back in the theater again."

"I can't...I mustn't...I shouldn't...I needn't....but I will."

"I just called you over the intercom to tell you your wife's here. Sir?"

New Guineas magnificent, bird of paradice.

Alleged Punters - Underworld figure, trackside habituatie,casino regular, racing identity,high roller,colourful character.

A Quiet Night In: Imagined vs. Reality.

'Doing?'