
'After this event, I want him tested. Blood, urine, DNA - the works. Look for anything unusual.'
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'After this event, I want him tested. Blood, urine, DNA - the works. Look for anything unusual.'
"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."
Venus
Saint George and the Drag Queen
Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.
The Elliot Ness monster.
Boy and Bear and Monster
'...this is Loch Lomand!'
"I thought you wanted me to change."
"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"
Viking Loch Ness
Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress
'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'
Greek A-Z Map,
"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."
'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'
"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"
Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'
Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.
The Death Of Venus
"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."
"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."
Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.
"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"
Mutation D614G
The Kali De Milo.
'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'
'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'
'Ok, give me your username & password one more time.'
'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'
Vesta
'The gods are perplexing.'
"Got to go. I just heard a faint 'shazam."
'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'
Europa takes a selfie
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